Your Mommy Buys What

Yesterday my husband is storming around the house and he is complaining that he can’t find any of his boxer shorts. He needs them because the one’s he has on are not comfortable…waaaaa..SHUT UP!!

So I refer him to his basket FULL of clean clothes and I ask “What do you want them to do? Are you hoping that they are going grow legs and jump out of the basket and say “Rick, Rick here I am., here I am”

Now I am saying all this while I have a pair dancing across the bed!! He is throwing pillows at me and I get one more in “See what happens when your 31 and your mommy still buys your underwear for you!!” LMAO…he didn’t like that at all!!! I thought it was great!!....and it soooo true!!

 

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Anonymous said...

Hi there! Through links on Blog Catalog I stumbled onto your blog. I just had to comment on this entry! My bf of 5 years NEVER bought his own clothes until he moved out of his mother's house. And he still doesn't really except for the odd tshirt or pair of shorts...now I do it. Otherwise he'd never buy new clothes. *sigh*

Love your blog. Love the layout. I'll definately stop by again!

3:41 AM
Anonymous said...

That is so funny! I can just picture a pair of boxer shorts dancing across the bed. Lol!

Next time he complains about his underwear being uncomfortable I'd just throw them out. Eventually he would have to either go commando or learn to buy his own.

12:47 PM
Anonymous said...

My hubby is constantly asking me where his clothes are. My goodness, I tell him they're in the closet. He sort of looks at me like I lost it and tells me he doesn't want to wear any of those clothes. Sheesh, men!

3:44 PM
LORD MANILA STONE said...

that was funny, some guys just expect everything from their wifey^^

11:03 PM
Nick Phillips (15/03/1967 - 04/11/2022) said...

LOL! Diamond, I constantly ask my wife where everything is in the house ...

1:05 AM
DiamondsSaphire said...

sleepyjane - that is too much!! My husband has always bought hus own clothes, thank goodness!! (Atleast I think so!) Thanks for stopping by!

5:05 AM
DiamondsSaphire said...

Kristyn - for me it is like having 2 kids! Except my son, well he doesn't ask me where his clothes are!

5:14 AM
DiamondsSaphire said...

modern princess - I should, but then if I do that then he will say "You did that because you hate my mom..waaaa"

5:23 AM
DiamondsSaphire said...

lord manila - I don't mind being the keeper of everyones lost things, but sometimes, geesh, it gets pretty old!

5:47 AM
DiamondsSaphire said...

Nick - I am starting to realize alot of men do that!

5:50 AM
Anonymous said...

OMG, that totally sounds like a conversation my husband and I have almost on a weekly basis.

Except, I add....

your mommy still buys underwear for you and she has got to stop ironing it......

DiamondsSapphire, this is too funny. I added a link to this article under the Romance section of my site. How come your feed is not parsing?

8:24 PM
DiamondsSaphire said...

Sharon - I knew I wasn't the onlt one who had a husband like that..LOL. Thanks for stopping buy and for the link. I will look into the feed issue later.

7:34 AM
 
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