What A Doozy Of A Morning!!

It all started at 1:30 am, when I should have been sleeping. I woke up realizing I kicked something furry and when I poked it with my toes it was soft and jiggley. It was my cat, Miss Kitty, but what was weird is, she didn’t move. So I poked her with my toes again and still nothing. So I freaked out and sat up. Fearing the worse, I thought she was dead!! So I poked her with my finger in her fat belly and still nothing.

So now I am sitting there at 1:30 in the morning trying to figure out what happened. Did I kill her in my sleep? She not very old, she will be 4 in February, so did she eat something she shouldn’t have? That didn’t make any sense, because we don’t feed her anything but cat food and the occasion piece of fish. Was something wrong with her cat food, I thought to myself. I can feel the tears building up in my eyes. I love my cat and oh god how the hell am I going to break the news Z.

So here I am feeling all alone, even though my husband is sleeping right next to me, trying to figure out what to do. My heart is racing and I am crying like a baby feeling sorry for all the names I ever called her, even thought they were all out of love. I leaned over and jabbed her real hard in her fat gut, she jumps up like a foot in the air and screams at me. Dumb bitch was sleeping and from what I gather in a pretty deep sleep!!

So I called her a few choice names, she came over, I petted her a little and she curled up on one of my pillows and went back to sleep.

That is how my day started and it hasn’t gotten any better….