For Sale-ummm..NO FREE to good home

Can I sell my husband? Actually I am willing to give him away to the first person and or person's who want him. Not really sure what he will do to help around the house, really depends on how mad you get. Don't let him clean to much cause then he will act like the whole world should bow down to him and give him praise.

As for the laundry, that is a no-no, he will mix colors and white, throw things that don't belong in the drier, in the drier. Not his clothes though, he makes sure that his non drierables <--is not really a word, don't go in the drier.

He doesn't like to get up in the morning by himself so you will also need to be the personal alarm clock, the lunch lady to make his lunch, the valet service to move the truck so you can get your car out of the garage.

I am all done with being his mommy, so if anyone else would like a turn please feel free to let me know!