For Fear Of My Life

I didn't sleep very well last night. Why? For fear of my life!! See here for more information!

I informed my husband that he had better not even think about invading my personal space because I would be ready this time. And I was..Z is with my parents so I grabbed his comforter and pillows and laid them on the floor to cushion my fall, if a repeat of last night was going to happen.

So about 2:45 a.m. I am stating to feel a little space invasion action happening. I slept really poorly and was on guard all night. So I am laying there with one eye open watching him move closer and closer to me. Before I know it he has completely infiltrated my part of the bed.

I said" Not tonight pal, roll your ass back over to your side of the bed."

Silence, I close my eye.

I repeated myself and added "Listen, I slept really crappy all night and you really need to move over."

Low and behold, a repeat of last night, fake sleeping. Before I know what happened, he shoves his finger up my nose, jabs me in the stomach and says " Why did you sleep so crappy?"

My eyes popped open, I smacked his hand away, added a few choice words and said "Because I had to stand guard all night long and make sure there would not be another tumble out of bed."

Now he is laughing and adds "Tonight I am going to go shopping, you wanna go?"

I am thinking to myself "Why the hell is he talking about shopping for at 3 in the morning."

I asked "Shopping...for what?

"I was going to go an buy you a gift!" he says.

Well like most woman I LOVE presents, especially when they are surprises.

All excited I said "Oooo, where are we gonna go?

and this is the answer I got...........................................

"I thought I would take you to the furniture store so that you could pick out the side rails you wanted for the bed. I would hate to choose something you didn't like considering you would be the one who has to look at them every night."

Now he is laughing hysterically, I am wide awake and not longer interested in being in the same bed as him. I smacked him in the head and got up out of bed. This is going to be a long day!!

So I just looked in the room and you'll never guess where he is......dead smack in the middle of bed, sprawled out!

Tonight, I am sleeping on the couch!