My Crazy Husband

What a shame!! Well, today I am at work, trying to get caught up on paperwork that is a way past over due. Well, mostly because I don't want to be at home, pretty sad huh? So my phone ring at 7:30 am..pretty strange, it has to be either my son or my husband. Figured it was my son because my husband went on another bender last night and besides he never gets up early. I was wrong!!! It was the other 1/2, so I asked him what's up? He says "I was making sure you were at work because I just woke up from a bad dream." I said " Oh, what was it about?" I had a dream that you were riding another guys cock. So I am checking to make sure you are at your desk!" Stunned, I asked " Are you kidding me?" "Nope" he states. "Well, ok then, see you later, bye" and he hangs up on me!

LMAO- Holy shit...this must be a joke, must be, right? Nope.......