Traumatizing Childhood Sights

Have you ever seen anything as a kid that just seemed to stick with you?

This happened when I was about 16 years old.

I went school shopping with my Mom and when we got home I went in the house before her. I walked into the living room to go upstairs, only to find my father napping in his recliner........... naked! I was mortified and ran into the kitchen. Now I was so000 embarrassed that I pretended to look for something to eat in the refrigerator. My Mom came in the house looked at me funny and asked why my stuff was not up in my room. All I could think to choke out was "Cause".

She looked at me funny, proceeded walked into the living room and saw the same thing I did. To this day I laugh my ass off when I think about it. She shrieked at my dad and I had never heard her scream his name so loud before.

He must have done this alot when I was not home. I remember her saying "How many fuckin times do I have to tell you to put your underwear on BEFORE you sit down in that fuckin chair. You know you always fall asleep the minutes you sit down."

LOL...what makes it even more funny to me is remembering how she swore at him. You will rarely and I mean rarely hear my mom swear, so when she does it is kinda funny!

So with my that traumatizing tale told, tomorrow I will share what happened to my 13 year old niece this weekend..and no it has nothing to do with my dad!...LOL