Monday Morning Mischief

Little Johnny returned home from school, informing his father that he received an F in arithmetic and a stern spanking.

“What happened?” asked the father.

“Well,” little Johnny said, “the teacher asked ‘How much is two times three?’ and I said ‘six.’”

“But that’s right!” said the father.

“Then,” said little Johnny, “she asked me, ‘How much is three times two?’”

“What’s the fucking difference?” asked the father.

“That’s what I said!”