So my husband saw it in the fridge and asked me what it was.
I told him “Hummus.”
“What is that a spread?” he asked.
“Yes!” I replied.
“What is it made of?” He asked.
I tried to ignore his question because he is such a baby when it comes to something he doesn’t like or has never tried. If it doesn’t look appetizing then he makes an even bigger deal out of it. So I waited, waited for the whining to begin.
So here I am in the kitchen with an over grown baby asking me questions about what the stuff in the refrigerator is.
I finally said “Grab a cracker and try it. It is really good.”
“Nope, I am not eating that!” He mumbles and then it happens as he is walking out of the kitchen. He comes out with a comment that makes my stomach turn.
“It looks like pus and I can’t eat anything that looks like pus!” as he storms out.
OH MY GOD..Did I marry a dumbass?? It is freakin orange and I am sorry but I have never even seen orange pus before. Where does he come up with this shit?? Just like his phobia of celery, onions and chunky tomatoes and he talks about Z not liking cheese and egg yolks!! So now I know my husband is as bad as Z when it comes to trying things.
As of right now, there are two containers of hummus in my refrigerator that I can’t even eat because of my childish husband!
Diamond, I've never heard of a Hummus until I read your post! Pathetic ain't it. And yeah, after your hubs comments, I'd leave my hummus lying in the fridge too ... LOL!
ReplyDeleteI don't think we gat that here in South Africa. But I have to agree that I wouldn't eat it after that comment. I'm extremely fussy about what I eat. Drives my bf, J, up the wall. =)
ReplyDeleteUhhh I mean GET. =)
ReplyDeleteNick - Nah, not pathetic at all!! There are some foods I have never heard of that other people post about that I have no clue about as well.
ReplyDeleteJane - I am ok with most things, I was never a fussy eater. I think the thing I dislike the most is Ketchup!!
I've never had it, but it's something a lot of people here like, I hear. My husbands mother loved the stuff, he doesn't like it, but I don't think he'd say it looked like pus. lol. He eats a lot of stuff I hate, including Pimento Cheese spread, which I would say that about, but I hold my tongue. I think he'd eat it anyway, really.
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