Late Night Calls...I Can't Stand Them

Sometime ago I went through Dish Pronto about satellite TV. Well, they have been calling me ever since. So last night, I was sleeping and the phone is ringing. I tried to ignore but you know how that goes. You start thinking, what if it an emergency, did something happen to one of my parents and so on. So back to my story..I get up, ½ asleep, stepped on my cat and stumbled to the phone. I answer it, and I hear this voice say “ Can I speak to the lady of the house?” I ask “ Who is it?” and again he asks the same question. So finally I say “This is.” So he continues to tell me he is from Dish Pronto and bla, bla, bla.
Now remember, I still have not completely woken up yet. So I wasn’t sure what time it was and out of pure curiosity I asked him if he knew what time it was.

“Just before 10 ma’am”, now I am fully away, I turn and look at the cable box and it says 10:04 p.m. I responded with, “Let’s try that again, it is after 10 pm. Why are you calling my house so late?” So I start this major rant session and tell him how rude he was and how would he like it if I called his house while he was sleeping..bla, bla, bla. He apologizes…”Ok fine thank you, good night” I say and the whole kicker is…Even as I was hanging up the phone on him he was screaming, Ma’am, please ma’am, just give me a few more minutes.” All I can say for him is ……………….What a dumb ass!!!