Wake Up People and Get Out Of My Way!!

Ever sit in traffic or at a light only to be cut off? I know I have! Maybe you have been on the highway and a careless motorist almost drives into you from their lane? That happened to me a couple of years ago and it was sure scary. Maybe someone is sitting at that green light that you have been waiting to get through and they fail to realize that it has turned green because they are to busy flapping their lips to a passenger. What are you to do??

Well now, you can show everyone just how annoying they are with out getting a major case of road rage. Why don’t you consider getting a train horn . That will wake them up or get them out of your way and it is much safer than running your mouth or giving someone the finger!

The train horn has monster pressure and has a sound of up to 175DB. The kit also comes with everything you need to hook it up to your boat, car or truck. If you are lucky enough to own a train, well, you can hook it up to that as well!

So remember the train horn the next time another motorist annoys you and you want to give them a piece of your mind! Want to hear what it sounds like? Click here!! You won't be disappointed.





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I Am A Little Nervous...

and I hate the feeling.

I never mentioned this before and I am not quite sure why. I blab the rest of my personal life all over this blog. I know that I am not the only woman who has gone through this, but when it is YOU it seems to be a different story.

This is a little more personal so I think I felt like I shouldn't post it. I know that there are alot of people out there who have and are still going through something scary in their lives. So with that in mind, this may be worth the post. Maybe there is someone out there who is going through something similar who is afraid to go and see the doctor in fear of finding out what it really could be. With that said.......................

For the last couple of weeks I have has pain in one of my breast's and more or less tried to ignore it. Well, ignoring it stopped yesterday.

On Tuesday I woke up with a burning sensation and a jabbing pain in my breast. I tried to put it in the back of my mind, mentioned it to my husband and kinda went on with my day. Yesterday I woke up and I had the same thing, the burning with jabbing pain except something new. My breast was swollen (as if I need them to be any bigger..LOL..atleast I can still find humor) so now I got a little concerned and I asked one of my close friends to either confirm or deny what I saw. She is very straight forward and never tells you what you want to hear. If your hair cut looks bad and you are trying to convince yourself that it looks good, then you go see her, she will tell ya what the deal really is!! (That's why I love her so much)

So anywho, she agreed (and yes I left my shirt on!!) so I made a call to my doctor. I had to leave a message but got a call back with in 30 minutes asking me to go to their other office tomorrow, which is now today, for a breast test. EEEkkkk!!!

I am pessimistic and I think this is the first time I have tried to be extremely optimistic. I looked around at a few sites for some ideas of what it could be. I always try to be prepared for the worst. So I did the WebMD symptom checker and I also check out the Susan G. Komen website. It could be anything from a blocked duct, to an infection or even breast cancer.

So with that in mind I cried a little, I was at work so I was able to keep from letting the river flow but it still scares me.

So today is the day and I am sure that everything will be just fine!!

Are You Into Goth and Need A Date?

Everyone deserves to go on a date regardless of what race, religion or what your interests are. We all know dating is hard and when you live an alternative lifestyle, I am sure it can make it a little bit harder. I think life may get a little easier for those of you who are in to Goth. Check out gothic dating . This site is exclusively for those of you who are into Goth.

I did a search to see how many people where in my area. I am a woman and I like men, so the search came back with a 140 matches. If you like other women, well, search through the women. The possibilities are endless! So if you are looking for a date or to make new friends check out gothic dating at Gothscene.com and do not forget to tell your friends.

Can I Make You Laugh??

So yesterday I posted about my ladies room incident..

In honor of Trenting who said:
"That's great, my favorite was when I was in the stall, heard a huge thunderous fart, only to find out that the culprits shoes belonged to my boss! hahah.. priceless.."

I have this joke:

A woman on a bus is suddenly overcome with the urge to break wind. She tries to let go a squeaker but instead lets loose a loud, disgusting blast.

The entire bus goes silent, and the embarrassed woman desperately tries to think of something to say to the man sitting next to her.“Um…do you have a transfer ticket?” she finally asks.

“No, I don’t,” he replies. “But when we pass the next tree, I’ll try to grab you a handful of leaves.”

I Can Spare A Square!

Ever see the episode of Seinfeld when Elaine gets stuck in the stall without any toilet paper and the lady next to her refused to spare a square or even a ply? Funny shit!!

Anywho, I go into the ladies room here at work. There are two stales, one is occupied and the other is open. I decided that even though I usually will not use the bathroom when somebody else is in there, that I would this time. I push the door open and notice right away there is no toilet paper in there. Shit, I had to pee soo bad..Then the lady in the stalls says..

"I am almost done!"

EEEkk I thought..and yes I knew the voice.

"I am all set thanks!" I said. I am now thinking to myself, really, it's OK, I am not going to use the toilet right after you anyways. Needs a little time to air off before hover over that. Plus I need to be able to spray the seat with Lysol. A little grossed out I try to walk out the door.

again,

I hear her say, "I can hand you some toilet paper under the door."

Ummmm..ewwww...NO" I replied in a rather disgusted voice, "I am all set!"

I ran out of there

Now, I am pretty sure I offended her and really, I don't care!

First of all, the bathroom is not a place to socialize.

Secondly, you just got done wiping ur ass..now you are going to hand me toilet paper under the door. Mind you that this toilet paper will have your ass germs and germs from another area of your body all over it.

Thirdly I am not going to wipe YOUR ass germs on my ass or any other part of my body!! Little to personal for me thanks though!~

And last but not least..please, please don't ever talk to me in the bathroom again!!

But Thanks for being willing to spare a square!