Ever Been Woke Up Out Of A Dead Sleep??

Last night I had a rude awakening.

I was sound asleep, minding my own business on my side of the bed, which mind you I have to share foot space with 2 cats and all of a sudden I woken up out a blissful dream to a loud crash.

Now my initial thought was the damn cats were up to no good again. They can get very rambunctious at times and terrorize you while you are sleeping. You become their personal play ground, they run and bounce on you while they chase each other, anyways I could go on and on about them but let me get back to this.

As I was saying, here I am swearing at my cats only to remember one of them is outside and the other is staring at me. That is how she wakes me up...by staring. it is a very creepy feeling....anywho.. All of a sudden I feel this sharp jabbing pain through my hip. Then it all becomes clear. I realize that loud crash, well, that was me falling out of bed and hitting the hardwood floor like a ton of bricks. So I kinda lay there, sprawled out on the floor for a few minutes, got my thought process straight and sat up.

Now, the hall light is on and shining through the cracked door. I look at my husband who mind you is now on my side of the bed and he is fake sleeping. Wanna know how I know he was fake sleeping? Because he had freakin tears running out of his eyes as he silently laughed to himself and held in the noise. Dumb ass….

So I look at him, let out a huge sigh and stand up. He has now covered his head with the pillows and blanket (that’s cause he knows what comin). Laughing hysterically, he asks me what I was doing on the floor. He explains that I would get a much better nights sleep if I slept in bed. (he is going to get his)

I was not impressed, not at all.

I am 31 years old and I think the last time I fell out of bed I was 6 years old. Didn’t feel good then and it really doesn’t feel good now.

Now one would think that I have a full size or even a queen size bed. NOPE, I have a King size bed and my husband still manages to hog more than ¾ of the bed. There have been many mornings I have woke up and found myself teetering on the edge, this time I teetered off the bed.

I think it is time to invest in a Stun Gun. That’ll teach him!

ARRRGGGGHHHH

Today has been one hell of a day. My son is still sick, I am so proud of him though, he did go to school. My hubby is being a PIA, was pissed off at me this morning because I fell a sleep before he decided he was ready to bump uglies last night. He forgets that I get up a 5 a.m. and he gets up at 7:30 am. Makes a big difference in bed times. Never mind he drives so if he feels like taking a nap in the afternoon by all means he does!!! Go figure, if I got that much sleep I would be able to stay up till midnight also!!
So anyways, work is the same. still dealing with that useless woman in my office. I don't know how she has managed to keep her job so long. I think it is the grandma syndrome, she acts like a sweet little old lady but when it comes down to it she really isn't. She is very sneaky and undermining. Although people are starting to see what she really is I don't think it will change much....oh well...No use bitching here at work, nobody wants to hear it anyways.