Ever see the episode of Seinfeld when Elaine gets stuck in the stall without any toilet paper and the lady next to her refused to spare a square or even a ply? Funny shit!!
Anywho, I go into the ladies room here at work. There are two stales, one is occupied and the other is open. I decided that even though I usually will not use the bathroom when somebody else is in there, that I would this time. I push the door open and notice right away there is no toilet paper in there. Shit, I had to pee soo bad..Then the lady in the stalls says..
"I am almost done!"
EEEkk I thought..and yes I knew the voice.
"I am all set thanks!" I said. I am now thinking to myself, really, it's OK, I am not going to use the toilet right after you anyways. Needs a little time to air off before hover over that. Plus I need to be able to spray the seat with Lysol. A little grossed out I try to walk out the door.
again,
I hear her say, "I can hand you some toilet paper under the door."
Ummmm..ewwww...NO" I replied in a rather disgusted voice, "I am all set!"
I ran out of there
Now, I am pretty sure I offended her and really, I don't care!
First of all, the bathroom is not a place to socialize.
Secondly, you just got done wiping ur ass..now you are going to hand me toilet paper under the door. Mind you that this toilet paper will have your ass germs and germs from another area of your body all over it.
Thirdly I am not going to wipe YOUR ass germs on my ass or any other part of my body!! Little to personal for me thanks though!~
And last but not least..please, please don't ever talk to me in the bathroom again!!
But Thanks for being willing to spare a square!
Anywho, I go into the ladies room here at work. There are two stales, one is occupied and the other is open. I decided that even though I usually will not use the bathroom when somebody else is in there, that I would this time. I push the door open and notice right away there is no toilet paper in there. Shit, I had to pee soo bad..Then the lady in the stalls says..
"I am almost done!"
EEEkk I thought..and yes I knew the voice.
"I am all set thanks!" I said. I am now thinking to myself, really, it's OK, I am not going to use the toilet right after you anyways. Needs a little time to air off before hover over that. Plus I need to be able to spray the seat with Lysol. A little grossed out I try to walk out the door.
again,
I hear her say, "I can hand you some toilet paper under the door."
Ummmm..ewwww...NO" I replied in a rather disgusted voice, "I am all set!"
I ran out of there
Now, I am pretty sure I offended her and really, I don't care!
First of all, the bathroom is not a place to socialize.
Secondly, you just got done wiping ur ass..now you are going to hand me toilet paper under the door. Mind you that this toilet paper will have your ass germs and germs from another area of your body all over it.
Thirdly I am not going to wipe YOUR ass germs on my ass or any other part of my body!! Little to personal for me thanks though!~
And last but not least..please, please don't ever talk to me in the bathroom again!!
But Thanks for being willing to spare a square!
That's great, my favorite was when I was in the stall, heard a huge thunderous fart, only to find out that the culprits shoes belonged to my boss! hahah.. priceless..
ReplyDeleteNow that was a hilarious thing to read the first thing in the morning. LOL! I'd have to agree with you though. I ain't stepping in no toilet right after someone's just done with it and definitely NO sharing of anything!!!
ReplyDeleteToo funny! Haha! I turn antisocial in toilets. I just smile and nod but I don't talk. At least that lady is a generous soul, eh? :p
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