Can I Make You Laugh??

So yesterday I posted about my ladies room incident..

In honor of Trenting who said:
"That's great, my favorite was when I was in the stall, heard a huge thunderous fart, only to find out that the culprits shoes belonged to my boss! hahah.. priceless.."

I have this joke:

A woman on a bus is suddenly overcome with the urge to break wind. She tries to let go a squeaker but instead lets loose a loud, disgusting blast.

The entire bus goes silent, and the embarrassed woman desperately tries to think of something to say to the man sitting next to her.“Um…do you have a transfer ticket?” she finally asks.

“No, I don’t,” he replies. “But when we pass the next tree, I’ll try to grab you a handful of leaves.”