My Desktop - Part 2

I was tagged again to show my desktop by Kristyn at Kristyn Writes . I decided to do it again because this meme' wants you to not only to post your desktop but, to explain how or why it best represents you...so here goes!

This is what it looks like to the outside world......

Awww..how cute are they?? LOL, this is my son and my niece, my two most favorite children on the face of the earth. I chose this a my wall paper for a couple reasons. #1: because I love them and the picture is perfect, #2: Because they are happy, my son has his own issues and my niece has had a tough life at such a young age. They are kids and they look like they don't have a care in the world, their only care is to be, well, happy. Those smiles are what I call "real smiles", not fake and put on for the sake of a picture. When the eyes smile with the mouth, then you know you have a good picture.

As for the icons, well it has been a month. I did clean it up a little, but not for this meme'. They represent me well, the hectic and chaotic. This is the one place I am comfortable being a mess, as it is of course..my space. No one to tell me I have to conform and be a certain way. To the outside world, like the pic above, is always neat and orderly, but the inside, going in a million and one directions.

The picture above was from my first meme'. Neat and presentable to the world. The one below...that is me!!

YUCK...

Remember my husbands dislike for something he never tried..hummus.

Well I have something I think is just as nasty..Tuna Melt Sandwiches. A can of tuna, mixed with mayo, slapped on an English Muffin, tossed in the oven till the tuna is hot and then topped with a slice of cheese and put back in the oven till melted.

First of all the smell, the smell is horrible. I can't even begin to explain how bad I think it is. The only thing I can come up with is umm..well I won't go there. I'll leave it up to you to decide! The taste, I can't even imagine. First hot tuna and then on top of it, you add the mayo and now that is hot too..I can't even stand room temperature mayo never mind HOT mayo!! Now imagine smelling that while walking on a treadmill. The smell of the hot tuna slowly permeating from one room to the other..grossness.

My husband LOVES these little sandwiches..

Do I Have Maid Written On My Forehead

Please, look at the picture to your left and tell me if I have MAID written on my forehead? Go ahead and look, look hard!! Is it there??? NO, I didn't think so... I just needed proof from other's that ir wasn't there either..

That must mean you need to clean up after yourself..not me, not my job.. I didn't make the mess..YOU did!

Guys, Do You Need Help With Dating?

Ok guys, do you have issues when it comes to getting a date? Are you a fairly good-looking guy but never seem to be able to get a girlfriend? Do you ever wonder what it is that you are doing wrong? Well, I am here to tell you, probably a lot! However, I have a site that just maybe could help you.

Themodernman.com may possibly be able to help you with your dating woes. They claim that they can teach you how to behave around a woman and get a date. There are many tips at this site, for example, how to be cocky funny. That is a tricky one because if you do not do it just right the women will walk away leaving you hanging out to dry. I personally think a man who can manage to be cocky and funny at the same time is born with it, if you can learn it, then great. As this site will tell you there is nothing less attractive to a woman when a man tries to hard to be cocky funny, in the long run, you just come off looking like a fool!

Another pet-peeve, there is nothing worse than a man who is hanging on a woman or one that stares so much you swear that he is trying to undress a lady with his eyes. That is where learning about male flirting body language comes in. This site will guide you on how to have appropriate body language. Now that is something every guy can learn and personally, I think maybe more men should get this book if not for just that! Body language says a lot to women, trust me I know! If you are hanging on a woman, it just looks desperate, especially if she is making faces to her friends. Trust me, you do not see it her doing it, but she is!

Will Ya Try It!

Have you ever had Hummus? I bought some Hummus over the weekend, I think it is Sundried Tomato and Basil. I like hummus and now with the different flavored ones, it is so much better!

So my husband saw it in the fridge and asked me what it was.

I told him “Hummus.”

“What is that a spread?” he asked.

“Yes!” I replied.

“What is it made of?” He asked.

I tried to ignore his question because he is such a baby when it comes to something he doesn’t like or has never tried. If it doesn’t look appetizing then he makes an even bigger deal out of it. So I waited, waited for the whining to begin.

So here I am in the kitchen with an over grown baby asking me questions about what the stuff in the refrigerator is.

I finally said “Grab a cracker and try it. It is really good.”

“Nope, I am not eating that!” He mumbles and then it happens as he is walking out of the kitchen. He comes out with a comment that makes my stomach turn.

“It looks like pus and I can’t eat anything that looks like pus!” as he storms out.

OH MY GOD..Did I marry a dumbass?? It is freakin orange and I am sorry but I have never even seen orange pus before. Where does he come up with this shit?? Just like his phobia of celery, onions and chunky tomatoes and he talks about Z not liking cheese and egg yolks!! So now I know my husband is as bad as Z when it comes to trying things.

As of right now, there are two containers of hummus in my refrigerator that I can’t even eat because of my childish husband!