YUCK...

Remember my husbands dislike for something he never tried..hummus.

Well I have something I think is just as nasty..Tuna Melt Sandwiches. A can of tuna, mixed with mayo, slapped on an English Muffin, tossed in the oven till the tuna is hot and then topped with a slice of cheese and put back in the oven till melted.

First of all the smell, the smell is horrible. I can't even begin to explain how bad I think it is. The only thing I can come up with is umm..well I won't go there. I'll leave it up to you to decide! The taste, I can't even imagine. First hot tuna and then on top of it, you add the mayo and now that is hot too..I can't even stand room temperature mayo never mind HOT mayo!! Now imagine smelling that while walking on a treadmill. The smell of the hot tuna slowly permeating from one room to the other..grossness.

My husband LOVES these little sandwiches..

Will Ya Try It!

Have you ever had Hummus? I bought some Hummus over the weekend, I think it is Sundried Tomato and Basil. I like hummus and now with the different flavored ones, it is so much better!

So my husband saw it in the fridge and asked me what it was.

I told him “Hummus.”

“What is that a spread?” he asked.

“Yes!” I replied.

“What is it made of?” He asked.

I tried to ignore his question because he is such a baby when it comes to something he doesn’t like or has never tried. If it doesn’t look appetizing then he makes an even bigger deal out of it. So I waited, waited for the whining to begin.

So here I am in the kitchen with an over grown baby asking me questions about what the stuff in the refrigerator is.

I finally said “Grab a cracker and try it. It is really good.”

“Nope, I am not eating that!” He mumbles and then it happens as he is walking out of the kitchen. He comes out with a comment that makes my stomach turn.

“It looks like pus and I can’t eat anything that looks like pus!” as he storms out.

OH MY GOD..Did I marry a dumbass?? It is freakin orange and I am sorry but I have never even seen orange pus before. Where does he come up with this shit?? Just like his phobia of celery, onions and chunky tomatoes and he talks about Z not liking cheese and egg yolks!! So now I know my husband is as bad as Z when it comes to trying things.

As of right now, there are two containers of hummus in my refrigerator that I can’t even eat because of my childish husband!