What Does Your Company Pay You To Do?

What do you get paid to do at work?? What I mean is - What is your company paying you to do when you are actually not working on job related things? Come on you can tell me, I won’t tell!

Me: I get paid to blog. I try not to but it is really hard not to. Some day’s I have a ton of ideas and a whole lot to say. Other days not very much but I still have the need to blog!!

Officemate #1: She gets paid to sleep! She is the inspiration behind this post is and I dedicate it to her!! Personally, I think it is time for her to retire, at 70 years old if you are falling asleep at work at 11:00 a.m, either you need to see a doctor, just in case something is wrong or you are just so physically tired and need to sleep a little later.

Today was extra special because she got caught by a lead person #1. Lead person #1 actually thought it was so funny, he had to leave the office. Officemate #1 has HUGE and I mean HUGE breasts. So she is sitting in her chair sleeping and her chin is on her chest. It kinda looked like a pillow….. LOL

Officemate #2: He gets paid to surf the Internet and write long ass emails that NOBODY ever reads. BTW, he doesn’t sleep or have huge boobs!!

So tell me your secrets…What does you company pay you to do????