Is There A Toilet Paper Shortage

that I didn't hear about???

Ok..I wasn't going to do this but.. An Automated Toilet Paper Dispenser?

1st of all...5 sheets??? I am not one of those that winds the toilet paper around my hand till 1/4th of the roll is gone but geez...5 sheets, that's it?!?! I know it can be adjusted but it should be set to a default setting of at least 8 to 10 sheets, that is for a frontal wipe.

I have a few questions for Kimberly-Clark...

What about the people who need to wipe their ass and have taken a messy one. You all know the kind I am talking about, it has happened to all of us. The kind where you feel like you are going to be wiping forever! Do you hold your hand under the sensor to get more T.P or will you have to keep jerking your hand underneath the sensor?

What if the public restroom has cheap one-ply tissue? I might add that most do. Again, you know the kind I am talking about..the kind your finger pokes through. Of course you need more T.P

What about me..the person who DOES NOT want to sit on the seat because I think I might catch something. So I need to cover the seat and hover at the same time. I know what your answer is...the paper toilet seat covers. What if there are none or they are all out? I still need t be able to cover the seat with something.