Monday Morning Mischief

An 80 year old woman goes to the doctor. "My husband wants me to look 19 down there again; is there anything you can do?"

The doctor says, "Well, let's have a look. I'm sure I can fix that."

So the old lady goes in for the surgery and wakes up the next day to find three roses on her pillow. "Who are these from?" she asks the nurse.

The nurse says, "The first one is from the doctor. He says, 'Congratulations, the surgery went well and everything looks good.' The second one is from your husband, he can't wait for you to come home. And the third one is from Ernie in the burn unit. He says thanks for the new ears."