My Mother In Law

Well all I can say is now I know why my husband is the way he is. After spending 5 days with that women, I luv my mom more than ever. Thanks for being normal Mom & Dad!!

I always knew that she was off he rocker but holy crap, never like this. She constantly nagged and complained, about everything!! Why did you bother to ask us up there if you were going to be this way? (She is the type of person who can not handle any type of stress, if there is stress, there is bound to be a melt down.)

Her famous line for the week was, "Annmarie, are you having a good time?"

I would put on my freakin happy face and respond with a "Yes" and think "If you ask me that one more F'in time I think I will shove a log in your mouth!"

This is the way the conversation SHOULD have gone.

"You know what, I would be having a good time IF someone would put my niece on one of those huge orange tubes you have and drop her off in the middle of the lake. I really can't take the whining and temper tantrums any longer. Why do you all let her talk to you like she does?It really doesn't make sense to me.

It would also be a plus if you would shut your fuckin mouth and stop your bitching. If you don't think you can handle that let me know, there is an extra orange tube with your name all over it!!

So if you think I am having a good time getting eatin alive by bugs, sleeping in a tent with my husband AND my son, without running water and a shower, plus having to listen to you, guess what, I am not. Oh and while your at the cooler, grab that bottle vodka and never mind the soda.

One more thing, please don't tell me you love me again, personally I can't stand you. You can act phoney in front of your son but you talk way to much shit that gets back to me..So the next time you want to know what is wrong with that girl, why don't you ask me!!

So vacation really was not a vacation after all. Vacation is when you go somewhere fun and RELAXING. This was just the same old thing, just in Maine and not Connecticut.