Ever Been Woke Up Out Of A Dead Sleep??

Last night I had a rude awakening.

I was sound asleep, minding my own business on my side of the bed, which mind you I have to share foot space with 2 cats and all of a sudden I woken up out a blissful dream to a loud crash.

Now my initial thought was the damn cats were up to no good again. They can get very rambunctious at times and terrorize you while you are sleeping. You become their personal play ground, they run and bounce on you while they chase each other, anyways I could go on and on about them but let me get back to this.

As I was saying, here I am swearing at my cats only to remember one of them is outside and the other is staring at me. That is how she wakes me up...by staring. it is a very creepy feeling....anywho.. All of a sudden I feel this sharp jabbing pain through my hip. Then it all becomes clear. I realize that loud crash, well, that was me falling out of bed and hitting the hardwood floor like a ton of bricks. So I kinda lay there, sprawled out on the floor for a few minutes, got my thought process straight and sat up.

Now, the hall light is on and shining through the cracked door. I look at my husband who mind you is now on my side of the bed and he is fake sleeping. Wanna know how I know he was fake sleeping? Because he had freakin tears running out of his eyes as he silently laughed to himself and held in the noise. Dumb ass….

So I look at him, let out a huge sigh and stand up. He has now covered his head with the pillows and blanket (that’s cause he knows what comin). Laughing hysterically, he asks me what I was doing on the floor. He explains that I would get a much better nights sleep if I slept in bed. (he is going to get his)

I was not impressed, not at all.

I am 31 years old and I think the last time I fell out of bed I was 6 years old. Didn’t feel good then and it really doesn’t feel good now.

Now one would think that I have a full size or even a queen size bed. NOPE, I have a King size bed and my husband still manages to hog more than ¾ of the bed. There have been many mornings I have woke up and found myself teetering on the edge, this time I teetered off the bed.

I think it is time to invest in a Stun Gun. That’ll teach him!